BOAT SALE

My very cute and nicely shaped boyfriend were swimming the canals of Amsterdam looking for Dutch treats and we got lost and ended up in this quaint little hideaway bar where reefers and joints and stuff were like sold hence we puffed then asked for a Dutch treat and the dude sent us to a dungeon where we met super muscley dudes with tattoos and rings on there ding dongs and leathery chappy pants with behindal areas totally and I mean totally exposed to all elements well anyway we got so scared we ran outside and then ate some pastries and porked out and then went back to our hotel/boat on a calm and secluded canal and hung our jocks out the window on fishing lines hoping catch some big dutch fishes. We are still looking for the Dutch treat. Anyone know where to find such a wonder?